Believe the Lie

Stupid Jaywalkers
So I turn and drive down the street that goes perpendicular to the one I live on. I see this preppy Bel Air black guy and his two white friends approaching the street from the sidewalk. They are smack in the middle of the block, nowhere near a crosswalk. I am goin maybe 15-20 [...]

C3 Entry
Attempting to prove there exists a 3rd errogenous zone on the human male, Russ promptly puts his new dildo where it’s never been before

C3
In desperate need of booze money, Russ decides to auction off his X-mas Present using his empty shot glass.

WOHHO ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! 21!! I can go to bars and clubs and on cruises!!!

Stupid Red Monster Truck
When I see your dumb ass in IV, I am going to key your car!