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Funny of the Day You

Funny of the Day

You gotta love this:

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F— you!”.
Then he turned to his bride and said, “F— you!”.
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.

His revenge…making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard “priceless” commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends…………………………………………………………..$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion…………………………………………………………$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui………………………………………………………………$8,500.

The look on everyone’s face when they see the
8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man
………………………………………………………………….Priceless.

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s
MasterCard.

This is supposedly a true story, but I doubt it. The only place I can find any mention of this story is on joke websites. But still, it’s funny as hell.

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