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EuroTrip I saw this masterpiece

EuroTrip

I saw this masterpiece of a movie Friday night with Aaron. Pure genius I must say. One of the funniest films I have seen in the last two years. When we got there, this cute girl came up to me dangling cash. At first, I was just surprised anybody of the opposite would approach me. I was going to step aside so she could talk to Aaron. But she had me in her sights. She asked if I could buy her tickets to EuroTrip since it’s rated R. I had to say no thinking I could possibly get in trouble if I did. It would have been better if I said I wasn’t watching that movie. But hey, that would be a lie. And what is an explanation for a girl like her not being able to get in herself? What high schooler goes to a Rated R movie alone? No date? No friends? Very fishy.

Anyway, the movie rocked. Kristen Kreuk in the first 5 minutes. Buffy’s little sister too. Yummy. Nudity in the next 10 minutes. I mean really, I don’t think you can get much better. Very Road Trip style. The low budget actors were great. So raunchy and so many levels of “wrong.” You owe it to yourself to watch it. Bring your girlfriend along, she’ll love it, I swear.

Fantastic Sams
I am sick and tired of the god awful hair salons in Santa Barbara. I pay $8 at my local barber back in Monterey Park. She knows exactly how to cut my hair. She washes it. Twice.

In Santa Barbara, when I go in, they expect me to order my haircut like a menu. If I tell them I want a crew cut, sideburns off, sides short but not bald and faded, they look at me in bewilderment. Then the next words out of their mouths are always “What number? Uh Uh Uh But what number?” What number bitch? How about you go back to Beauty School and learn how to cut hair right, instead of cut by numbers. If you asked Picasso to paint a picture for you, do you think he’d say “What color do you want the leaves? Yes, I know you said green, but what number?!?” It’s absolute bullshit. When you go to a restaurant, do you say “I want you to make my rissotto with 3.5 ounces of cheese, 1/2 cup of rice, 1/2 teaspoon of salt…”

Then to cap it off, it costs $18.50 for 15 minutes of work. They don’t even use a scissor! Then you tip them $1.50 and you walk out paying $20 for that shit. I am so sick of this shit.

Oh and get this. The bitch says “You have some nice Oriental hair huh?” And I am like “Uh yean I guess.” Then she says “What Nationality are you?” and I am thinking “American bitch, but I knew what she meant so I answered “Vietnamese” and she says “Well yeah, see there you go!”

2 Responses to “EuroTrip I saw this masterpiece”


  • What kind of trouble can you get in for buying “R” tickets for someone? I thought the rating system was a voluntary measure taken by studios/theaters so that there would be no laws made on the subject. You should have told her you would if she would be your date for the night!

  • Yeah in retrospect it was a dumb move. I should have exploited that 16 year old ass. I kid, I kid!

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