Believe the Lie

Two funny things happened today at work.
First - I asked my coworker what the name of this new girl was. And he whispered that it was a new assistant. So I said “I’ve been trying to figure it out for weeks”
Josh - Well now you know.
David - …and knowing is half the battle.
Josh - (pause) [...]

Hey guys. Just sending a shout-out to you guys from korea. If you like asians at all the girls out here are so hot . I was in a department store today and it was like a fucking sea of pussy. Well, gotta go back to all these women. Hope you guys are having a [...]

David Vo’s Weekend
Friday - That night I went to a BBQ. Great company, awesome appetizers and yummy bbq meat, kegerator. Good timesd. We stayed a lot longer than I expected. Gave Green a ride home, then went to sleep.
Saturday - Went biking to the beach. Although the bridge repair was not supposed to be done [...]

Who gets more sex? Ugly guy or ugly girl?
Responses:
“Ugly chick will always win. Cause no matter how ugly you are, a guy will have sex with you. That’s why God invented Alcohol”
“Of course ugly girls. How often to you see a bunch of ugly motherfo’s picking up chicks at bars?? Ugly women have no problem [...]

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