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i didn’t know this before,

i didn’t know this before, but gatorade CAN go bad. i learned this the hard way today as i was sipping from a slightly old bottle of gatorade and almost injested some sort of large gelatinous object that was lurking within the sweet energy giving liquid. my body immediately knew the evilness that was about to gain control of my body (and probably my mind) and with a swiftness verging on reflex, expelled the slimy spawn of satan herself from my lips before too much harm could be done. as it is, i must quell strange urges to buy infomercial products and watch competitive speed quilting. so be warned friends, don’t let your gatorade go bad. it could bring about the rise of a brain-sluggian world.

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