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What’s their secret?

If you talk to anyone that’s been to a strip club, they’ll agree on one thing. The girls have the softest skin you’ve ever seen and they all smell GREAT. Not over powering or obnoxious, but just lovely. Their skin is so smooth and silky.

Seriously. How do they do it? Where do they shop? Is there some secret moisturizer line made for them. Is it from the same people that make clear heels?

Edit: And the DJ’s all sound alike too!

6 Responses to “What’s their secret?”

  • Man… this makes you really sound pathetic, or a creap or both.

  • Geez Sheldo, it was posted in jest. And the clear heels comment was from Chris Rock’s Never Scared set.

  • Actually, sygyzy is right. Strippers always have the best skin and smell so yummy.

    Their secret? I’ll tell you.

    Lotion after a shower on a daily basis. After applying lotion, take your perfume and spray once in the air, not on your person. Walk through it forwards, then walk through it backwards.

    That way, the perfume is not overpowering, but smellable if you’re up real close, exactly how it should be. And their skin is soft.

  • Oh, and in defense of strippers, I knew how much some of the better ones brought home.

    Let’s just say that those people who put them down would drop their holier than thou attitude and start stripping the minute they saw the size of their checkbooks.

  • Why am I not surprised that ZS came through once again with the answer!

  • Oh, as for the DJs all sounding alike, one of my best friends is a DJ in Houston. Believe me, he’s head and shoulders above the competition.

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