What could be better than lunch with Female Jesus Christ (Prakash should get this reference) and dinner at the SBCC Dining Room?
A sale at Threadless of course! All shirts, regularly $15, on-sale now for $10! Go now!
Monthly Archive for September, 2005
“Zeno is an acne clearing device. It is a hand-held, portable electronic medical device that is clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast. In fact, for treating acne pimples, it’s the most scientifically advanced and effective device available without a prescription. Zeno is for people with mild to moderate acne.”
It’s amazing it took this long for a product like this to come out.
“‘I take great umbrage to that comment, Congressman,’ replied Mr Brown, before a quickfire series of questions from Mr Shays left him exasperated: ‘So I guess you want me to be this superhero that is going to step in there and suddenly take everybody out of New Orleans,’ he said.”
“WASHINGTON, Sept. 28 – Representative Tom DeLay of Texas, the powerful House Republican majority leader, was accused by a Texas grand jury today of criminal conspiracy in a campaign fund-raising scheme.
Mr. DeLay was indicted on one count charging that he violated state election laws in September 2002. Two political associates, John D. Colyandro and James W. Ellis, were indicted with him.”
What are these politicians thinking? Surely, many are corrupt and most go through their careers and never get caught. But every once in a while, the old boys club has to oust one of its members to make it seem like they are “legit”. Personally, I wouldn’t risk it, seeing as how the smoking gun might turn on me one day.
Yesterday, I come home from work to find a huge black Surburban (or Yukon, or some other American monster) parked in my spot. They were parked rear-end in first too, so it took some time and thought. The space was barely large enough for it. Anyway, I didn’t know what to do. We have reserved spots (covered, with numbers) for residents and unassigned spots (uncovered, not numbered) for visitors. Surely, a neighbor could not be so dumb as to not tell their friends that you cannot park in another person’s spot. Anyway, I was not about to go door to door complaining. There was a spot nearby so I parked there.
Later, I went to workout and noticed the SUV gone. I was excited and told myself I’d repark my car there once I finished with the gym. On the way back, a broken down car of four guys pulled up and started rolling joints. I looked briefly at them and it was clear what they were doing. So I went inside and told my roommate.
“They are parking in our spot? Well, what did you do?”
“What could I do, man?”
[goes out and checks]
“Yup, they’re out there. Crap, I think they saw me.”
[locks door]
They were soon gone. So what are the chances? In over a year of living here, nobody has ever parked in our spot and today, there are two cars in the same evening. Odd! I hope this does not become a recurring problem.
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