Believe the Lie

What could be better than lunch with Female Jesus Christ (Prakash should get this reference) and dinner at the SBCC Dining Room?
A sale at Threadless of course! All shirts, regularly $15, on-sale now for $10! Go now!

“Zeno is an acne clearing device. It is a hand-held, portable electronic medical device that is clinically proven to make pimples disappear fast. In fact, for treating acne pimples, it’s the most scientifically advanced and effective device available without a prescription. Zeno is for people with mild to moderate acne.”
It’s amazing it took this long [...]

“‘I take great umbrage to that comment, Congressman,’ replied Mr Brown, before a quickfire series of questions from Mr Shays left him exasperated: ‘So I guess you want me to be this superhero that is going to step in there and suddenly take everybody out of New Orleans,’ he said.”
From Times Online

“WASHINGTON, Sept. 28 - Representative Tom DeLay of Texas, the powerful House Republican majority leader, was accused by a Texas grand jury today of criminal conspiracy in a campaign fund-raising scheme.
Mr. DeLay was indicted on one count charging that he violated state election laws in September 2002. Two political associates, John D. Colyandro and [...]

Yesterday, I come home from work to find a huge black Surburban (or Yukon, or some other American monster) parked in my spot. They were parked rear-end in first too, so it took some time and thought. The space was barely large enough for it. Anyway, I didn’t know what to do. We have reserved [...]