Believe the Lie

Generally balloon falls are not that funny but I couldn’t stop laughing after reading the details of this story. Just imagine what is going on as you read the story.
“Kathleen J. Long, 53, of Phillipsburg (search), remained in critical condition Monday morning at St. Luke’s Hospital. Further details of the injuries she suffered in the [...]

Happy Halloween everyone. Stay safe out there when trick or treating or downing those shots at the local bar.

I don’t think there was any outting this weekend where I was not getting crap from someone. What’s funny is I received a phone call from a friend in SB finalizing our plans for Halloween and she asked “Are you having a good time in LA?” All I could muster was “Uh yeah good time, [...]

I picked up Nate and Kelly from the Citrix Online parking lot. I was DD tonight. I took off down Patterson and merged onto the 101 Southbound. From our elevated vantage point, we could see the traffic flow smoothly.
“Holy shit!” I exclaimed. “OMG!”
“What what? Oh man, what is that?”
I knew exactly what it was. [...]

A few years ago, Mido and I went to the Museum of Tolerance. We got lost briefly and when we finally pulled into the underground garage, we were stopped by a lady security guard. She asked me to open my trunk. She checked it and under my car, probably for explosives. It really hit me [...]