Believe the Lie

What did the mama buffalo say to her son as he was leaving for school?
Bison!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on him?
Not much, he just let out a little whine!

Dear BBW,
That’s how much I like you guys. I made up a hip abbreviation for your company name. You’ve joined the ranks of the cool companies with TLA (Three Letter Acyonyms) like BMW, IBM, and SAP. With that said, the subject of this email is going to be a little painful.
Today, I noticed that I [...]

One of my favorite dishes to order at CPK is Kung Pao Spaghetti with chicken. Ted is the one that turned me on to it. Once, in Glendale, Ronald, Ted and I ordered some Thai appetizers and three orders of Kung Pao Spaghetti. The waiter made fun of us and said that we are so [...]

United States and Russia are locked in another cold war, this time over a hole in the ice at the bottom of the world in Antarctica. At issue is the Russian plan to continue drilling a hole they began in 1998 until they poke through the ice into a large, long-buried lake known as Vostok.
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Nochnoi Dozor - 3 of 5 stars
Oops, I almost forgot one. Earlier today, I wrote about movies I watched this week(end) and I left one out. I heard about this Russian sensation from my good friend Creakhead. He was raving about it after seeing it in the Bay Area last weekend with his girlfriend Colleen. [...]