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That’s So You Can Practice

FizzleMan: want to hear a cool story
wakka0wakka: yup
FizzleMan: a few weeks ago
FizzleMan: i was checking out CL as i alawys do
FizzleMan: and this girl wrote a long personals ad
FizzleMan: it was realy good
FizzleMan: at the end it said “send me your myspace”
wakka0wakka: do YOU have a myspace?
FizzleMan: and i am like “man you wrote such an eloquent ad saying you are looking for all these great qualities then you end with you want a guy who advertisses his myspace page?”
FizzleMan: and she said something like “well it seems like you are just as narrowminded for judging me on that”
wakka0wakka: way to go, vo
FizzleMan: anyway, i thought it was funny
FizzleMan: so i got her email
FizzleMan: and found her on myspace
wakka0wakka: oooo
wakka0wakka: send it
FizzleMan: not a big leap to find it
FizzleMan: everyone has a myspace
FizzleMan: that’s how i screen for tenants
wakka0wakka: who is it?
FizzleMan: it’s val’s coworker
FizzleMan: i forgot to tell you earlier
FizzleMan: yeah
FizzleMan: at her salno
FizzleMan: salon
wakka0wakka: link
FizzleMan: i cant
FizzleMan: it’d take me forever to find the email
FizzleMan: let me try
FizzleMan: found it
wakka0wakka: that took forever
FizzleMan: link censored
wakka0wakka: i guess you can meet her next week
wakka0wakka: never seen her before
wakka0wakka: but it looks like she’s new
FizzleMan: yeah she is nwe
wakka0wakka: dude,
wakka0wakka: you should get your haircut by her
wakka0wakka: and in themiddle of it say,
wakka0wakka: “man you wrote such an eloquent ad saying you are looking for all these great qualities then you end with you want a guy who advertisses his myspace page?”
wakka0wakka: then she would be like, “oh my gosh,
wakka0wakka: dave VO”
wakka0wakka: then you say, “that’s right, baby. i’ll pick you up at 6.”
wakka0wakka: “we’ll have dinner.”
FizzleMan: lol
wakka0wakka: then leave your cash
wakka0wakka: with a sucker
wakka0wakka: like at the bank
wakka0wakka: and say, “that’s so you can practice.”
wakka0wakka: then walk out
wakka0wakka: matrix style

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