Yesterday, I met with Nurse Mary and asked her a simple question: “How healthy is the Vo?” Twenty minutes later, the results are in.
Test | Score | Normal
Blood Pressure | 122/78 | 120/80
Heart Rate | 80 | 60-100
Blood Sugar | 88 | 60-120
Cholesterol | LOW* | <200
* The machine can’t measure anything less than 150. Instead, it just displays “LOW”.
Very nice!
hey vo, you are more healthy than i am. but you are full asian and i am only half. my white side makes me crave trashy food like kfc and jack in the box.
anyway, here are my nurse mary scores:
blood pressure: 138/80
heart rate: 76
blood sugar: 93
cholesterol: 156
My gosh. I thought your heart rate would be lower than that. Last time I saw you, you looked like you were in great shape. Looks like The Vo needs to hit an elliptical machine.
The Zombieslayer
Blood pressure: 120/70
Heart rate: 61 (I’m not joking)
Blood sugar: ???
Cholesterol: ???
My mother’s a Med Tech and she tested the last two and said they were okay, whatever that means.
I can’t believe you found a way to post a negative comment even about this!