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Women Compared to Banks

Right off the heels of this week’s hilarious financial analysis of a Craigslist goldigger, I found this gem on board I frequent.

Women are like banks. Banks don’t lend money to people who desperately want and need the money. Instead, they lend money to people with good credit who are attractive to other banks.

Apparently they look at you as a bank too and if you aren’t careful, they’ll rob you blind.

I take it you’ve never dated the female equivalent of the interest-only ARM? Really attractive girl who seems too good to be true, and is. Six months after you start dating her, she turns into a total bitch and destroys you financially and emotionally before you are able to bail. You end up homeless and a broken shell of a man.

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