Friday, March 08, 2002

Woke up today with a cold. I (still) have a headache, sore throat, and stuffy nose. Just great. Took my last Econ 100A midterm today. Failed it horribly. Had to give my wireless card back to my co-worker. He wants to sell it on ebay. Interestingly, my Orinoco Gold got shipped out today so hopefully I have it by next week. I burned my arm getting bread out of the oven. I have a nice burn now. It was fun hearing my flesh sizzle like a pork tenderloin. Kidding.I am going to the NPPL LA Open this weekend. I am so excited. I am also going to get to hang out with my favorite North Carolinian Edward.

We need a guest judge for the Chick Battle of the Week. Please contact us!

posted by sygyzy at 3/08/2002 12:13:08 AM (0 comments)

 Thursday, March 07, 2002

Why you gotta talk about my momma? Is it because I talk a little smack about Britany Spear "Me in the Pooper"? Come on now...let's keep this clean David.

=)

Only one more day...actually less than 24 hours before I can take my flight home. But I have one more midterm that I must take care of before I can celebrate. Just one more day and one more day before I'm back in CALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Know Not at 3/07/2002 02:45:20 PM (0 comments)

I was going to get a picture of a Korean woman and post it, claiming it as Edward's mom, but then I thought of how wrong that would be. Funny, but wrong. So my pick is the epitome of the fountain of youth ...



If you would like to be this week's judge, please contact one of us. I will post more tomorrow, now I have to sleep. PEACE!

posted by sygyzy at 3/07/2002 12:39:45 AM (0 comments)

MILF!! MILF!! MILF!!
My weapon of choice is none other than:



Jeri Ryan!!

posted by Ted at 3/07/2002 12:36:01 AM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, March 06, 2002

This week's Hot Chick Contest's theme is...MILFs...you must find a hot chick who is a mom. Let's battle...and Ted is going down!!!

By the way....this is Nikki Taylor the model...just in case you can't recognize her from this picture.



Edit: I edited the picture because of the size limitations of the columns - David

posted by Know Not at 3/06/2002 11:44:17 AM (0 comments)

 Tuesday, March 05, 2002

Yes! The story is weak sauce...it should be sent to Downtown...or the ocean...according to Ronald. And yes, Janel must pay!!!!!! That was not very nice. But then again...who am I to talk...cause i sent the same link to Ronald and Ted...but too bad the link did not work. They lucked out. But anyways...today was a very interesting day. I was planning to ditch my 9:30 class because I was very tired and I couldn't wake up, but I forced myself to get up. But when i got to school....I was still sleepy. So i decide I want some hot java to get my motor running. Oh man! Let me tell you, it was the best decision I have ever made in my entire life. So I'm walking down the path to the student store and I notice there's this piece of paper on the floor...no biggie. But upon closer inspection...what do u know...it's my good friend Franklin....Ben Franklin!!!!!! Holy shit...some rich snot nose punk kid brought a BILL to school and dropped it on my lap. So I pick it up and inspect it to make sure it's real. Sure enough...it's the real deal holyfield baby!!!!!! Hell yea!!!!!! Today I am $100 dollar richer thanks to my love for the java! I can't believe that no one picked it up...it amazes me how people don't look down while they walk. So the lesson for today is....always be aware of foreign objects on the floor. Pretty girls are going to be around...but you never know what's going to be in the ground. There's a little rhyme for ya! But I will be back later to post a pic for this week's Hot Chick Contest! Peace out.

posted by Know Not at 3/05/2002 03:20:25 PM (0 comments)

 Monday, March 04, 2002

Damned ants are killing all the lizards. At first when I read Ted's article I thought the ants were actually attacking and consuming the lizards. Then later I find out they just drove away the lizards' main food source. I must say that story is weak sauce.

I had an auction where I sold something. The guy sent me a money order $30 less than the price. How can you possibly do that? I mean maybe if he forgot to include the shipping fee, that would be plausible, but $30 less? Some people.

Today I had my friend Janel IM me and send me a link to some site. She thought she was clever by masking the URL with some text like "http://www.usc.edu/~accountingclub" Wow so technically advanced. Anyways, I noticed the underlying link was a bit suspicious but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Clicking it, I unleased a barrage of pop up screens full of pornography. It also flashed "I am looking at gay porn!" all over. The best part is I was at work. Then she went on to have her fun with my other friends. Now chances are it was one of her friends who still are lame enough to use other people's screennames. Regardless, if you have friends like that you deserve what's coming to you - which is plenty.

posted by sygyzy at 3/04/2002 09:39:11 PM (0 comments)

THE LIZARDS ARE DYING!!! :(

posted by Ted at 3/04/2002 02:32:15 PM (0 comments)

 Sunday, March 03, 2002

Thank you, thank you!... I would like to thank hotornot.com for providing the picture of the hot chick as well as my boss cuz she went home early allowing me to surf the web. I also thank mido for choosing my hot chick pic. I humbly accept this award.

As for my weekend... drank friday, drank again saturday. Got pretty drunk both days. That was basically it :)

posted by Ted at 3/03/2002 10:13:40 PM (0 comments)

Ok, so Ted wins another Chick battle. I am not sure why he's winning 2 in a row. I think Ted is doing some extra favors on the side for the judges if you know what I mean. But congrats to Ted anyways. So yesterday I went to this party with the theme of "Beer Olympics". It consisted of events such as the longest keg stand, the empty key toss competition, chug a beer and spin yourself 5 times and race to the finish, and the finale, let's get 3 idiots to drink as many beers as possible in the span of 2 hours and make them run down a hill and make them jump to see who gets the most "hang time". The last event was very painful to watch. Of course I was the DD so I did not get to drink but it wasn't so bad. There were so many hot girls...but they were drunk so it was hard to have a decent conversation with them because they keep forgetting who I was, so it was really pointless. But now I must go and do my HW and study for my midterms. Peace!

posted by Know Not at 3/03/2002 09:16:19 AM (0 comments)

Well looks like we have the results of this week's Chick Battle. I am posting what the judge, Mido, had to say:

"so...three pretty girls. i think all deserve to win. but as that cannot be the case, this is what i think. let's start with ed's. she's pretty and all. it's very simple and clean looking and i do think black & whites make pictures look better. but the look she has is a kinda "so what do you want to do" look. she just doesn't know what she wants. i want to choose someone who knows what they want. plus...it looks professional. i think that's against the rules. next is lara. now here's a cute looking naughty-but-nice kinda girl. a "hey why don't you come over here and join my adventure" look. i really like the outfit. very well detailed and she's lara croft. but unfortunately not my pick. on to ted's. i think she's a winner. she's got this nice but sneaky girl look. and i like the pose. a "i won't tell if you won't" kinda pose. she just has this natural but cute look to her that i really like. *sigh* i wish i could look cute in my natural state but unfortunately i can't even do it when i've tried. so....there you go guys. this weeks winner is TED! congratulations. hehe. bye bye"

I must say I am utterly disappointed. I have updated the results on the left. Congrats Ted, GRRRR.

On to more news. Had some really good Japanese food with my sister tonight. Also saw 40 Days, 40 Nights. Very funny movie. Made me realize that nudity in movies so so passe nowadays. Remember a few years ago when it was a big deal to see even a little bit of skin? Now it's almost a given and I think men and women are embracing it and not being so serious about it anymore. 40 Days, 40 Nights is a good movie, but maybe a better Blockbuster rental. Go see it if you can catch the matinee, not for the $8.50 I paid.

Now to figure out where to go for Spring Break, any suggestions?

Peace!

posted by sygyzy at 3/03/2002 12:54:39 AM (0 comments)