Friday, April 12, 2002

SInce I make fun of Ms. Spear so much, I decided it would be nice to post the only picture that I think shows her true form (even though the picture is fake). This one is for you David....Enjoy!

EDIT: Since Edward linked to his email attachment. It does not post. Unfortuantely the world will not get to see him making fun of Britney. What a shame. Sorry.

posted by Know Not at 4/12/2002 10:59:42 AM (0 comments)

 Thursday, April 11, 2002

Cut & Paste

EPark92848: im so shit
EPark92848: 'at
EPark92848: ajso9
EPark92848: ij ams
EPark92848: shtiyhaewt
EPark92848: im goint
EPark92848: tio beda
EPark92848: latsdf
EPark92848: latger
PuffTedD: hahahah
EPark92848: gaiotrh
PuffTedD: bye
EPark92848: peafcea outasd

posted by Ted at 4/11/2002 11:17:12 PM (0 comments)

Eds Beef of the Day:

So I am in this organization called Independent Defense Council. Everything was fine up until last week when we had election and one of the original founders became "president". Which is perfectly understanble since she's the only original founder of the organization who is not a senior. But...there's no humility with this girl. She just takes the position and runs with it. Like she had it all along or something. What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And she's not very nice...well at least she's not very nice to me. What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She may be smart and she may have a pretty face...but it doesn't mean that she can talk to people or should i say, me, like the way she does. What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish i could shove my foot so deep down her ass that when she talks, people can actually see my foot. What a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like this girl. At first, she was alright, pretty friendly. But the more time that I've spent with her, she's a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that's my beef of the day. It wouldn't have been a beef, except that I was having a wonderful day; the sun was shining, the hoes were a plenty, and the temperature was perfect, but she had to ruin it! That's all I have to say about that. Peace!

p.s. Did i mention that she was a BITCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

posted by Know Not at 4/11/2002 06:37:15 PM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, April 10, 2002

David Handy's Thoughts Of The Day

- Saw a Prowler today. Plates said "My Other Car... Does Not Matter". How true I thought, how true.

- If a Cox Cable Van is behind you and he just past an intersection with a red light and you look in your rear view mirror, it could look like an ambulance on a call. Don't be fooled!

- I didn't ride my bike all Spring Break. Now I noticed when I ride my bike, my endurance has lessened greatly. I get tired quick. How would my years of [voluntary] abstinence affect me....

posted by sygyzy at 4/10/2002 01:42:17 PM (0 comments)

Friday - Factors beyond our control prevented the orinigal plan of going to Rosarito on Thurs from happening. But Friday came along and all was well. Pre-Mexico adventures included some japanese food and some guitar buyin. Why an electric guitar? So I can be a rock superstar, live large, big house, 5 cars... Anyway night came and we all knew what we had to do! Mexico time... we made our way to the border and lo and behold! We were in the country where the drinking age is 18, and ho's are plentiful.

to be continued...

posted by Ted at 4/10/2002 09:49:26 AM (0 comments)

 Monday, April 08, 2002

Ok...first of all...I was not aware that we were required to provide a judge when it's our week to pick a "theme" for the chickbattle. And when I asked David..."why me?"...David should have said..."because it was your turn to pick the theme, and that is the part of the game"...I would have been perfectly fine with that. But since there was no explanation, David will pay for calling me a "little bitch"...just you wait until I return to California. I will open a can of whoop ass on you!!!

It sounds like EP is on its way to the Billboard top 100 in no time, especially with the new addition of an electric guitar by Ted "Santana" Wang. But since everyone else has posted something, I might as well too.

Friday
Left for Mrytle Beach, S.C. Arrived at hotel and ordered a pizza. Started to drink and got a bit buzzed before we hit the Freaky Ticky Club. You might be thinking...wow, this sounds like so much fun! Well, it would have been if it wasn't for the fact that College Spring Break is over, but High School Spring Break has begun. Waiting in line to get in and some little H.S. girl behind us says...."hey guys...look who it is? it's my prom date! (screams of little girls from behind, much like the ones that come from n'suck and brittany spear "me in the ass" concerts) Thank god for alcohol or that night would have been a total bust. So we get into the club, we drink like there is no tomorrow. Had rum and coke, 2 jello shots, 4 test tube shots of sex on the beach (very weak but very cheap), 3 bud lights, and a screwdriver. I was so out of it! There was this foam party that I remember and the next thing that I remember was being in the ocean. Then it was Saturday.

Saturday
Felt great. Had no hangover but was in desperate need of h2O. Got breakfast and went to hit up a Par-3 course. Boy oh boy...during the day time, Mrytle Beach is very trashy. I mean, it's really sketchy and there are a whole bunch of rednecks. We play golf and decide that if this town is gonna look any better, we better start drinking. So at 12 noon, we start to drink a yard of beer. Had about 4 of those. Not sure how many actually beers that is equivalent to, but it was enough to get me to go back into the ocean when it was about 50 degrees outside. Then went back to the room and had 2 more shots of Capt. Morgan Spice Rum and then everything after is a blank. Then I wake up around dinner time...or 9pm. Go to get some food at Tony Romas. We eat and we head outside and it's freaking freezing. So what are college students suppose to do when cold....DRINK some more! So we head to the Hard Rock Cafe and we order a Hurricane. OMG this drink had so much liquor that i only took 2 of those to knock me out. I mean, this drink might have had more liquor than a Long Island Ice Tea. After those 2 drinks, I don't remember anything but wake up on Sunday on my bed back in the hotel.

Sunday
Feel like shit and we head back to Chapel Hill. End of the weekend.

posted by Know Not at 4/08/2002 08:32:34 PM (0 comments)

Hey what the hell is going on? I know none of us are as busy as we make it seem. This is rediculous. Here is my post!

First off more than one person has politely reminded me that we are way behind in our chick battle. Ronald said he got a female "brother" to judge it but it's been like two weeks. That is just rediculous. It's actually Edward's turn but he started asking dumb questions like "why me?" when I told him. I didn't want to bother arguing. From now one, when it's your turn, step up. Don't be a little bitch about it.

Friday - So we wake up and I demand that Ted take me to eat japanese. I love eating japanese...food. At the same time Ted was thinking of the future of EP so he wanted to buy an electric guitar. Doesn't he already have one? Yup, a nice acoustinc one given to him by Eric Clapton but it was not good enough for Ted. When asked why he wanted another one, he answered "I just want to buy something." Now there's the spirit! I love that kind of attitude - and so does YOUR U.S. government! So we went to this Japanese restaurant where they make you pay then seat you. I had cali rolls, salmon rolls, and baked spicey cali rolls. What? Baked sushi you say? Yes indeed! Boy it was so good, some lush japanese food melting in my mouth. I was in heaven. Then I wondered if they served this in those Japanese restaurants where rich businessmen eat sushi off the bodies of naked women. Surely it would cause 2nd degreen burns at least! But I digress. After lunch Ted realizes that Guitar Center is not anywhere near there. So we go pick up his friend Lance. I met Lance our freshmen year when I went to UCSD's Sun God festival. Or was it the other one? The winter one? Winter Fest? I am not sure. So we pick him up and I get to see yet another kick ass La Jolla apartment. Everything there is kick ass compared to SB. Oh wait, except for the girls. :P So we went to Guitar Center and we help Ted pick out a new guitar and amp and stand. But wait David, you don't know anything about guitars! Yup, I sure don't but when none of us do, it doesn't matter. Ted god a plain looking black one. I would have preferred it if he got a purple triangle one but he refused to. I told him a Telletubbie has a purple triangle on his head and it's cool but he did not budge. Oh well. We get in the car and Ted takes me to Best Buy. I try to get some DVD's in addition to the K-Pax one I was planning on. Well it was a buy 2 get a third free deal but the store there sucked so bad. They had no stock! Then we left. We went back home and rested for Rosarito! When it got to around dinner time Ryan said he didn't want to go anymore. Ted was very sad and so was I. He begged Ryan like a ho begs her pimp to give her some crack. Lance decided to go and I think after enough nagging, Ryan caved in. So we go pick up Lance and we go to Rubios to get dinner. Ted goes to the bank. After we get our fish tacos to go we walk to Sav-Ons to get disposable cameras. I actually brought a digital and regular camera but was fearful of bringing it into Mexico so Lance and I got disposables. They were $10. A bit pricey. Then we drove to the border. Parking was on the US side and $7 a car. Not too shabby. My favorite part is their neon signs actually can display $6, $7, $8. Each of us paid $2 and Ted paid $1 since he was so kind as to drive us. So we get out of our cars and walk across the border. It was my first time into a foreign country so I didn't know what to expect. I thought the border would be all lit up and clean and "airport terminal" like. Instead it was pretty boring and nobody was around except the little Mexican kids who attacked you and asked for money. Luckily I was forewarned by Ryan and Ted so I just kept on walking...

To be continued!

Peace,
David

posted by sygyzy at 4/08/2002 06:10:15 PM (0 comments)

What is this??? NO ONE has been posting! The last 4 posts were all me!! Come on guys.. dont let the blogger die. I dont want to have to read its eugoogoly. POST MOFOS!

PS: today i had a chocolate and vanilla shake at in-n-out.. give it a try its good!

posted by Ted at 4/08/2002 05:20:49 PM (0 comments)