Saturday, April 20, 2002

Hope everyone had a great 4:20. I know I did (though i didn't partake in the festivities). I went to see David and he gave me a very cool poster from http://www.despair.com/ for my b-day. They have really funny posters there and I had wanted to get the exact same one that David got me. Thanks bro. Pretty uneventful weekend so far. We'll see what tomorrow brings. 4 projects due next week, I'm already dreading it.

posted by prezentz at 4/20/2002 11:27:14 PM (0 comments)

 Friday, April 19, 2002

Cut & Paste

FizzleMan: how was i supposed to know that ted
FizzleMan: like i am some fucken guru
FizzleMan: you make it sound like my skills in bed are translated into the word of computers
PuffTedD: hey!.. Mr I work at EXPERTcity
PuffTedD: LOL!!!
FizzleMan: It's EXPERTcity not GURUcity

posted by Ted at 4/19/2002 07:14:11 PM (0 comments)

Wow, what a ball-busting week I've had.
Monday:
Had to turn in a proposal for a project in AI. No biggie, just a proposal.
Tuesday night/Wednesday:
Pulled an all-nighter into Wednesday morning to barely finish a project for my Compiler class. Right after that, I immediately started work and had to pull another all-nighter (yes, that's right, into Thursday, which was my B-day. WHAT A BITCH!) to finish a project for my other AI class (I have 2 if you didn�t figure that out yet).
Thursday (continued from Wednesday):
Day in the life of a 21 year old. At midnight, I headed over to Albertson�s and got myself some vodka and hard lemonade. Couldn�t drink much cause I had to finish my project. By the time I finished, it was around 9am, took a 2-hour nap, and then started on Algorithms homework. It's freaking amazing how confusing algorithms can be. It took me hours to finish that damned thing... so after 15 hours into my b-day, I could finally enjoy it. Spent the rest of the day drinking and playing games on my ps2. For dinner, I went to some place in Long Beach cause my parents are too freaking lazy to drive all the way to Irvine. Place was called the Roadhouse Grill I think. Pretty decent grub. Parents bought me my first (or so they thought) legal drink. It was a 'Hillbilly Punch�. Basically, it was Hawaiian punch with some rum and tequila. If you're like me and you like punch, it's pretty good, if not, it�s not all that. Got back home and felt pretty wasted cause I had been drinking all day so I took a nap and woke up a little later to play some more games/drink. I've discovered that I'm a sleepy drunk, but after I sleep a bit, I am AWAKE. There's nothing I can do to get back to sleep. So I was pretty much up till 5am.
How�s that for a week? (Did I mention I have a quiz a little later today?) And it will only get worse...

posted by prezentz at 4/19/2002 02:16:54 PM (0 comments)

Cut and Paste of the Day
St6nl37: i thought jennifer would be the best choice cause she's hot she's new and she's pretty athletic
FizzleMan: you mean best choice for maxim or the contest?
St6nl37: the contest
FizzleMan: oh yeah
FizzleMan: you think alot deeper than the rest of us
FizzleMan: we go "hmm who is hot?"
St6nl37: hehehe
St6nl37: well, at least you and ted do
St6nl37: ;-)
FizzleMan: OUCH!

posted by sygyzy at 4/19/2002 12:53:19 PM (0 comments)

 Thursday, April 18, 2002

W00t! Time for some good old fashioned LEGAL drunkeness! In observance of my b-day, I'll have something special for you guys later today. Until then, I'm gonna get drunk off me ass.

posted by prezentz at 4/18/2002 12:00:52 AM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, April 17, 2002

Oh yeah, props to Stanley for linking me. Whoever's turn to choose the judge, please do soon by early next week. I am giving extra time so the world can appreciate these beauties.

Also, the archives will look funky because they all have missing graphics. I will fix them tomorrow or when I have time. Also check out the forums and register. It's a fun thing to mess around with. I got the avatars working so you can play with that too.

Finally, I hate it when it's windy and I am riding my bike. Eventually, the wind is so powerful that I basically don't move even while peddling.

P.S. My favorite type of ho is the one that acts all innocent and friendly. If the world only knew the truth...

"Smack my bitch up!" - Prodigy

posted by sygyzy at 4/17/2002 11:53:37 PM (0 comments)

Can the US Military be any dumber? Nobody can harm us ... except ourselves!

Holy Stupidity!

posted by sygyzy at 4/17/2002 10:53:01 PM (0 comments)

Fun Site
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

posted by Ted at 4/17/2002 08:01:19 PM (0 comments)

Well well well, I've finally risen up to ride with the big dogs. I've been reading the site for a while now and it's been interesting, but now I'm here and you fellas better hold onto your balls cause you ain't seen nothin yet. (Just something for you avid readers out there to look forward to)

To jump right into things, my selection for this weeks Chick Battle is Jennifer Garner. Beauty, sophistication, and ass kicking ability to counteract David's hot, hot Kristen Kreuk.





I'm out, but don't say I didn't warn you... things are gonna get exciting.

posted by prezentz at 4/17/2002 04:05:11 PM (0 comments)

I choose you... Jessica Alba! Your hot chicks might be "popular" or superman's gf, but mine is a dark angel. Word.

Edit: 09/20/2005 by sygyzy - Picture removed

posted by Ted at 4/17/2002 03:21:00 PM (0 comments)

EPark92848: holy shit....david used KRISTING KREUK for the hot chick battle....SHit!!!!!!

Looks like Ed is running scared... but not to worry. Mine will take you down! Take you down to CHINATOWN!! Seafood Dim Sum is what you will be eating.

posted by Ted at 4/17/2002 12:21:34 PM (0 comments)

 Tuesday, April 16, 2002

I want everyone to welcome Stanley to the Sygyzy.com Blogger Krew (I spelled it with a K to sound cool). He is the newest member on the team.

posted by sygyzy at 4/16/2002 11:40:23 PM (0 comments)

Actresses on TV eh. Hmm let me think. This is going to be a tough one ...

I call on YOU Kristin Kreuk!

posted by sygyzy at 4/16/2002 10:12:41 PM (0 comments)

Got it working but images are down.

posted by sygyzy at 4/16/2002 01:21:25 PM (0 comments)

Hey there might be some things wrong with the site for a while. Give me a few days to sort everything out.

posted by sygyzy at 4/16/2002 10:18:17 AM (0 comments)

Holy Crap!!!! I actually won a Hot Chick Contest!!!!!!! After being deprived of such glory...it is finally mine!!!!!!!!!! Ed rulez! David and Ted suck! Ted sucks a bit less because he has 2 victories under his belt...but soon...Ted and David will equally suck!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Know Not at 4/16/2002 06:52:08 AM (0 comments)

I just realized that it's my turn to choose a catagory for the Hot Chick Contest so here it is:
Hot Chick TV Actresses

Your mission is to find the hottest chick from a TV show. Actresses please.. no talk show hosts, news anchors, people from Survivor, etc. Actresses!

Piece out

posted by Ted at 4/16/2002 01:16:56 AM (0 comments)

Spring Break: The Last Episode

Friday night - Viva Mexico! (pronounced meh-he-co) We walk not 10 ft into this great country adn are greeted by a mob of cab drivers! They come from the left.. come from the right. "Where you going?" "I take you to TJ." "You are so sexy!" We said "Rosarito" and off we went. Our taxi ride reminded me of Crazy Taxi: excessive speed, aggressive driving, and don't forget that nothing working on the dashboard. It was so fun!

We were in Rosarito in no time. We made our way to Papa's and Beer, but on our way there, amongst all the debauchary, an Easter parade was going on. There it was: Jesus on a cross while hundreds of college students were partying. That was quite an interesting sight. We went to the club and checked it out, but came back out in search of cheaper alcohol. Like David said, Lance and Ryan had some fun at the bar we found :) Onward!.. back to Papas and Beer.

Lo and behold! Hot girls everywhere.. especially on the go go platorm... yum. They all wanted to flash me to grace their breasts with the sight of my really really.... really rediculous good looks (see Spring Break 2002 Thursday post). Unfortuntely the club soon was packed.. I think cuz everyone heard that we were there. Everyone just wanted to be in our presence. I can't blame them! But for some reason, the guys greatly outnumbered the girls. That was our cue to depart. Cab ride back, walk across the border, and we were back... back in the freedom loving US of A where one man reigns supreme: George W Bush. I was so proud I sang the Star Spangled Banner... in my head.

This concludes our Spring Break 2002 Adventure... now back to our regularly scheduled Blogger.

Edit: Fixed Ted's link.

posted by Ted at 4/16/2002 01:11:38 AM (0 comments)

 Monday, April 15, 2002

We finally got a judge for our extreme sports girl! This is one of Ronald's Greek "bros". I present to you the unedited judgement:

My name is Satoka, I think the girl nominated by Know Not is the hottest because first of all, titty's woman is also good looking but she appears to be old. sygyzy's woman is just nasty... too flat and I dunno... she looks ethnic in a bad way. That picture of Britney Spears is just a bad shot obviously. So... I think Know Not's woman is the hottest because her hair looks nice (for a surfer) and her eyes look exotic. She is not pastey at all and furthermore she has nice breasts. :)

Congrats to Ed on his first win!!!!

posted by sygyzy at 4/15/2002 11:05:57 PM (0 comments)

So we really never finished our Spring Break Story.

Friday: We are in Mexico now and we get bombarded with people offering cab rides. We try to be smart business people and get them to bargain but when you are getting shoved into a cab, it's kind of hard. So we get into this cab with this other guy and we are off to Rosarito. The cab driver is insane. Insane in the membrane. None of his gauges worked. He had no oil pressure, no gas, no speedometer. He drove like a madman and I was fearing for my life. I prayed that I would get to see just one pair before I died. The Lord spared me and we arrived on the main street. We walked to Papas and Beer which is actually at the end of this big ally full of clubs. We stood in line for a while and finally got in. Then we left. We walked across the street to a bar and had some cervesa. Then this guy with a tequila bottle and a whistle came around and made Lance chug some. Then Ryan went to get another beer and he was the next victim. It was hillarious because Ryan looked like he was choking on the booze.

Finally we went back across the street to the club. The rest of the night was pretty fun. We were all a bit buzzed. We walked around and mostly checked people out. I realize that it sucks going to a club like that without girls. And not any girls mind you. I don't mean the prude boring ones. I mean the ones that don't mind having a nice time. Anyways, after a while I guess Lance and his long legs got tired. So we sat down. We ended up sitting down and taking breaks for a while. The highlights of the night was the girls, then there were the girls, and oh yeah the girls. I actually brought a disposable and digital camera but left them in SD for fear of getting it stolen or damaged. So after 27 shots on the disposable camera I was out. I wish I had more shots, instead I had to take mental pictures *CLICK*

Lance and Ryan wanted to leave early - around 2 AM. I wanted to stay longer because although I was depriving the ladies by not getting my freak on, it was still very fun. Anyways we got back in a cab and went back then walked to the US checkpoint. There are armed guards everywhere and they are pretty intimidating. They check your drivers license and ask your citizenship. They asked Ryan where his green card was and he said "What? I don't have one!" and they said "why not?" and he said "Because I was born in America!" They inquired, "Where?" and he said "Los Angeles!" I guess that satisfied the officer so they let him past. Phew! Walked to Ted's car and then we drove to this place to eat late night Mexican food. We dropped Lance off and it was sleepy time. :)

Sorry the post was not very funny or interesting. I am late for a meeting!

Check out the new message boards!

Peace,
David

posted by sygyzy at 4/15/2002 06:26:33 PM (0 comments)

Cut & Paste

Gimpyip: maybe not the first few weeks
Gimpyip: but wait till the middle to last few weeks
Gimpyip: you'd be like FUCK ME..FUCK ACCOUNTING...i can't help accounting cuz it can't help me
Gimpyip: and then
Gimpyip: ...
Gimpyip: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Gimpyip: that's what you will say after taking Accounting
Gimpyip: LATERS

posted by Ted at 4/15/2002 04:47:33 PM (0 comments)

I was watching Groundhog Day the other day (what a great comedy) and I came across some great lines that describe my weekends at UNC:

MRS. LANCASTER: Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?<------Replace with Mr. Park
PHIL: I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.<--------Replace with whoever may ask that question

RITA: Are you drunk Phil?<--------Replace with Ed
PHIL: Drunk's more fun<----------Pretty accurate!

=)

posted by Know Not at 4/15/2002 03:25:02 PM (0 comments)