Saturday, April 27, 2002

So last week, I borrowed my roommate's car and everything was all good. Except that he left me a spare set of keys with no alarm. But he forgot to mention that he had set the alarm on the car. So i open the door and the alarm goes off (keep in mind that it's 2am) and i am freaking out. So i turn on the interior lights in hopes to find the handle that would open up the hood of the car (I was trying to cut the wires to his alarm system) but I couldn't find the handle so I started to panic and so i left the car thinking that I could go back into my apt and call his cell phone. So I am almost at the door into my apt when all of a sudden the alarm goes off. So im thinking everything is all good and I can drive off now. So i go back down and open the door again and the alarm goes on again. So i'm like SHIT!!!!!! And im thinking im going to call him and sure enough, the alarm goes off once i get into my apt. So now im a bit paranoid about touching the car. So i decide to call his cell phone and tell him to get his ass back to the complex and shut the alarm off for good. So he does come by in like 10min, but i forgot to turn off the interior lights and the battery goes dead. The next day I'm screwed cause i just killed his battery and he's pissed. But he eventually forgave me, but it really wasn't my fault since he's the idiot that forgot to tell me that he had set the alarm. But to bring this story up to speed, he is going to some party tonight and he wants me to be DD for messing up his battery. So i guess im DD and not going to study for finals till tomorrow. I'm so screwed. How in the hell do i get myself into these predicaments?!?!?! Tell me why?!?!?!

posted by Know Not at 4/27/2002 07:20:59 PM (0 comments)

 Friday, April 26, 2002

Ted's random thoughts:

1) I am at work right now.
2) My boss went home already.
3) Why am I still at work?
4) Why am I so sexy?
5) Man I tired.

posted by Ted at 4/26/2002 12:45:05 PM (0 comments)

Tough day today, worked on school stuff till almost 6. How tiring.
Two good things happened today, I got a package in the mail today. Guess what it was? An official Spiderman movie poster from Catherine! A little something extra for my b-day, isn't that cool?
The other good thing that happened today was dinner. I was debating whether I wanted to go out and get some KFC or go the the grocery store to buy ingredients so I could make stuff myself. Well, David was going to the grocery store and challenged me to a cookoff ala Iron Chef. I'm not one to back away from a challenge so I hauled ass to Ralphs. Everything turned out great. After everything was done, we had Chairman Ted to judge our meals. This time, Iron Chef American (that's me) was victorious. Till we next battle again Iron Chef Italian, good eats!

posted by prezentz at 4/26/2002 12:31:34 AM (0 comments)

 Thursday, April 25, 2002

I gotta go take a shower and get to class so I will make this quick. Do you guys NOT read the Blogger each day?

Ted chose the topic so he was supposed to choose the judge. Then we decided that that would be unfair since a person who chose both would possibly have too much control over the outcome. So, I told Stanley to step up since he's new and he agreed. He then posted that he was going to get a judge.

Then for no reason, Ed comes out and picks Russell to be a judge? No game. His decision is disqualified. The field is still open. Game on.

posted by sygyzy at 4/25/2002 10:12:21 AM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Cut & Paste

mrEVIL oVo: >.<;;
PuffTedD: what is that supposed to be? a hot chick?
mrEVIL oVo: it'a face lol
mrEVIL oVo: > is an eye
mrEVIL oVo: ;; is like worry sign
mrEVIL oVo: do you see it now?
mrEVIL oVo: >.<;;
PuffTedD: i dont see why ;; = worry
mrEVIL oVo: ah
mrEVIL oVo: hmm
mrEVIL oVo: you'd have to watch anime
mrEVIL oVo: or be hard core korean == you speak korean and live in korea or some other place like that
PuffTedD: sorry from now on i will try to be hard core korean
mrEVIL oVo: or watch those japanese cartoons
mrEVIL oVo: it's too late to be korean

posted by Ted at 4/24/2002 10:50:30 PM (0 comments)

I got Russ Ng to judge this weeks Hot Chick Battle and this is what he had to say:

Cut & Paste

mrEVIL oVo: d00d they all look kinda ugly in these pictures
mrEVIL oVo: maybe it's the way their posing for the picture
mrEVIL oVo: or the lighting
mrEVIL oVo: but i wouldn't want to go out with them based on any of these pictues
mrEVIL oVo: like i get them in the mail and it's instant delete
mrEVIL oVo: or trash
mrEVIL oVo: i'm gonna go with yours i guess
mrEVIL oVo: she's the least ugly in the pictures
mrEVIL oVo: lets put it that way
mrEVIL oVo: tell them to get better pictures next time

So there you have it, Carly Pope is the winner. Ed wins yet another Hot Chick Battle, if Ted decided not to eliminate Russ's decision due to Ed winning yet another Battle. =(
So stay tuned for the "real" decision by another judge. If i don't win, I have been robbed of all that is true and right and someone will PAY!!!!!!!! (Ted Wang) >= l

posted by Know Not at 4/24/2002 07:46:46 PM (0 comments)

So much work, so little time. So far, I've done two of my projects and I've got 2 more due tomorrow. Bring it on baby.

Apparently, Ted got lazy and decided with David that the judge of our weekly Chick Contests(TM) should be provided by a person who didn't provide the topic. Since I am new around here parts, those two doubly lazy bastards chose me to select the judge. No problem. I'll get something up as soon as I get the results.

I got my brand new sound card and 5.1 speakers (5 satalite speakers and a subwoofer) this week. They kick a hell of a lot of ass at 500 Watts. I can make the shelves in the next room shake if I turn up the base. That kicks ass. I've moved stuff in my room around so that I will be able to get my speakers up along the corners of my room for some nice surround sound. Hopefully, I'll get some gaming action going tomorrow.

Till then, I'm out.

posted by prezentz at 4/24/2002 07:38:30 PM (0 comments)

Cut & Paste

PuffTedD: did i show you my prof's page?
FizzleMan: nope
PuffTedD: http://econ.ucsd.edu/~asorense/
PuffTedD: click on courses
PuffTedD: and read the comments
FizzleMan: ok
FizzleMan: i dont get it
FizzleMan: they seem normal
FizzleMan: not funny
PuffTedD: its funny cuz they are such extremes
PuffTedD: !
PuffTedD: funny!!!
FizzleMan: oh I get it now!
FizzleMan: extremes!
PuffTedD: its like funny^2
PuffTedD: thats funny squared
FizzleMan: hey i suck in math but i am not an idiot man

posted by Ted at 4/24/2002 02:06:56 PM (0 comments)

Wow, what a wonderful showcase. (audience yells in background) Ok Bob, I'll listen to the audience. (audience cheers) I bid $1501.

posted by Ted at 4/24/2002 12:02:06 PM (0 comments)

 Tuesday, April 23, 2002

Check out my AIM profile. It gives you a running tally of my sales this month. A sale is considered such when I get the money in hand or it's in my bank account or some other verified source. This is for the month of Apirl only and is a rough estimate (since there are shipping, ebay fees etc).

IM or post or email me your guess as to what the final total is. Closest person will get hmm a prize?

posted by sygyzy at 4/23/2002 10:11:52 PM (0 comments)

Don't be playa hattin' Mr. Vo! What you should be doing is congratulatin' me when I win another Hot Chick Contest.

Peace in the middle east!

posted by Know Not at 4/23/2002 09:55:31 PM (0 comments)

 Monday, April 22, 2002

When I saw that Ed had removed his picture and then Ted told me he posted a new one, I was going to disqualify him from the contest. It's not fair that you can just realize you might lose so you go change pictures. Well I realized two things when I opened up Blogger.

First - He kept the same candidate so that is okay

Second - He kept the same ugly candidate so that is even better.

Peace!

posted by sygyzy at 4/22/2002 10:51:16 PM (0 comments)

For some reason, my first picture did not show. So here is a replacement. The one and only, Carly Pope.



This picture of Carly Pope (almost falling asleep) represents this weeks competition. Carly Pope can look sleepy and still win this because she is that damn HOT!!!!!! Caliente!!!!!!

posted by Know Not at 4/22/2002 05:12:55 PM (0 comments)

Thurs:
Had to work on a case which I lost (no clue as to why), but I did manage to get my client on probation which allows her to remain in school. Got home at like 12pm and had test the next day.

Friday:
Was studying till 4 and decided to take a "power" nap (wanted to sleep for only 30 min) and I woke up at 8:45 and my test starts at 9. Woke up and was shitting in my pants and had to wake up my roommate and ask him to take me to class. As I was taking the test, I did not remember the formulas and I was shitting in my pants yet again. Took the test and i was pretty sure that I bombed it. =(

Sat.
Had to take one of my friends to the airport at 5am...but I do get to keep her car till tuesday. Wooohooo!!! Too bad when she left me the car, there wasn't much gas in her tank. Oh well, guess i will have to waste a buck fifty to get a gallon. Went back to sleep and had a weird dream which freaked me out, but i forget most of the details. Woke up again and went to play some good o' golf. Golf is fun in general, but it's even more enjoyable when you play with your friends and they suck but want to bet money. I made $20...wooohooo!!!!! Came home and fell asleep. My roommate went to this party at like 1am to celebrate 420, but forgot to wake me up. Bastard!!!!

Sun.
Did HW and went to watch Changing Lanes. Started out very very slow, but it started to pick up gradually. Movie was good, but i kinda wish i had spent 7.50 on the Scorpion King and watch the Rock lay the smack down on the egyptians candy ass!

Monday
Got my test back. I was once again shitting in my pants but to my relief, I ended up getting a C...praise the Lord Jesus!!!!!! Now i am bored out of my mind in the library posting on the blogger, wishing that Alicia Keys would come to UNC instead of UCSB. =(

By the way, I was talking to meggie about the A&F t-shirts, and she has 2 of them. She is a lucky lady who will soon will have some money in her hands, if she decides to sell them. I told Vince Wong to sue the company for the "2 Wongs make a white", but I don't think he took me seriously. Oh well. A&F suck ass and I hope that people realize that if you get an old pair of khakis and piss on them and wear them to school, they will save $60 and a trip to the crappy A&F store.

As Ronaldo would say: Lettuce! (whatever that means)

posted by Know Not at 4/22/2002 09:39:52 AM (0 comments)

I just wrote a 5 page paper and I am tired. It wasn't difficult and I came up with some of the best bullshit in my life but I am tired nonetheless. I need to get some sleep then tomorrow I can write some good shit about my weekend.

You're welcome on the birthday present Stanley. I was hoping you'd like it. Am I the gift master or what? Anyways, I am kind of excited seeing everyone turn 21 around me. It seems I am the only one left that can't get booze legally. First thing I am going to do when I turn is buy some wine so I can marinate my steak. Yummy. Marinate my steak to feed to the ho's at the 21 and over clubs!

Kidding!

"Two Wongs Can Make It White" - Ouch, dumb mistake Abercrombie & Bitch. If anyone can get their hands on one, tell me. I am offended yet I find it amusing. I want to get one to show my children why they should never buy overpriced clothing at A&F! My favorite part is when they sell clothing that is "tattered" or "worn". That is just another word for "fucked up" What is the discounted price you pay for these jeans, shorts, caps, and tops that have little frayed edges and holes and tears? You pay a PREMIUM! An extra $30 bucks here, $50 bucks there. If you'd like, buy some nice clothes and come over my house and I'll rip it up for you. Only $15 a piece.

Today I almost got a ticket as I shot past a Highway Patrol car shooting radar on the side of the road. I think he gave chase but gave up. Whew.

I am sick, my nose won't stop running. This is not going to be a good week to go after the ladies.

Ronald went to Rosarito. I don't know if our neighbors to the south are ready for his pimpness.

I spoke to Tamara for 10 seconds today. Wow, haven't heard her voice in ages.

Where is Aiko?

Alicia Keys is in town. Too bad Ed isn't.

Ted is funny when he's drunk and on AIM. But not as funny as some others I know :)

Anyone want to buy a new Canon S330 digital camera? Let me know.

PEACE!

posted by sygyzy at 4/22/2002 03:15:12 AM (0 comments)

 Sunday, April 21, 2002

Ted's Excellent Weekend

Friday -
went to party, got wasted

Saturday -
went to watch Scorpion King
went to party, got not as wasted as Friday

Sunday -
went to workout and play racquetball

fin

posted by Ted at 4/21/2002 07:18:23 PM (0 comments)