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 Friday, May 03, 2002
The Funny/Sad story of the day:
So like last week or something, there was this Frat (forget what is called and really...who cares?), and they had this party and they had this pig (this is North Carolina, it's pretty easy to find a pig). So they have this pig and they it to drink lots and lots of beer. Once they get the pig drunk, they decide to have some fun with it. So they decide to mess with the drunken pig. They take the pig out into the woods and they decide they want to torture the poor animal by burning off its tail and just torturing the poor animal to the point where they left the pig in the woods for dead. However, somehow they got caught. Big fines for this frat...boohooohooo. Not sure how they got caught, but they did. So they find the pig and take it to a shelter to treat it and after that the pig is sent to an animal shelter. Now, there has been heavy advertising for people to come and adopt this poor animal. And yesterday, the radio station 92.3 (a rock station in greensboro, NC) actually adopted the pig. You may be thinking that this radio station must really care about this poor animal, but keep in mind, this is a ROCK station in NORTH CAROLINA (this ain't no Kiss FM). And today, the poor animal is no more. Apparently, they slaughtered the pig and it's all chopped up in their freezer and now they are advertising to come down to their radio station and enjoy the BBQ! Here's an actual ad from the radio station:
"We've rescued the infamous "Sig Pig" that was abused and left to fend for itself in Tanglewood Park. You're invited to join us Friday Morning, May 3rd for a big pig pickin' at the Rock 92 studios."
So let's salute this poor animal that never really had a chance to make it in the real world by giving him a fair well OINK!
OINK! OINK! OINK! So long Sig the Pig.
posted by Know Not at 5/03/2002 08:08:33 PM (0 comments)
Phone Conversation of the Day
AIM:
David: Hey Aiko, what's your number?
Aiko: The Berkeley one? It's xxx-xxx-xxx.
David: Are you there right now?
Aiko: Yup!
Phone:
(ring ring ring)
Aiko: Hello
David: Hello, may I speak to Aiko
Aiko: This is she.
David: Hi!
Aiko: Uhh hi..uhh?
David: Do you know who this is?
Aiko: Uhhh no?
David: It's me, David!
Aiko: HUH? David? Uhhh (increasingly nervous voice)
David: (okay she has no clue who I am. I should start playing games now). It's me David. We met in the library last week!
Aiko: (thinking WTF?) Uhh I don't remember
[IM's Aiko saying hi]
Aiko: OH!! David! It's you!
David: (umm yeah, that's what I said =) )
Next week I am going to phone another girl who doesn't know who I am. Any girls want to send me their number?
posted by sygyzy at 5/03/2002 05:12:23 PM (0 comments)
Quote of the Day
Mike Tyson on the press:
"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day"
posted by sygyzy at 5/03/2002 03:51:30 PM (0 comments)
"With the exception of a few minor pimps, the kingpins like Dilaver escaped."
Speaking of pimps and hos. I'm a pimp. I got myself a job in under an hour. QA for PowerWare. They make uninterruptable power sources. Word.
posted by Ted at 5/03/2002 12:50:45 PM (0 comments)
Thursday, May 02, 2002
Read about stupid people! I am going to make a similar one some day!
Acts of Gord
posted by sygyzy at 5/02/2002 10:01:26 PM (0 comments)
Wednesday, May 01, 2002
This is the funniest thing I read all day!
James McCabe's essay on Spotted Owls
posted by sygyzy at 5/01/2002 08:13:31 PM (0 comments)
(Jack Black plays really shitty guitar solo)
"I've done better than that. You might think 'hey I could rock better than that.. bob from dorm 3 could play a better solo than that.' Are you gonna go out and make your own band? Call it Tenacious C?? Well it's not as easy as you think friend. Are you willing to wake up everyday at the crack of noon... and do cock pushups?!??"
posted by Ted at 5/01/2002 12:43:05 PM (0 comments)
Link of the Day
Try this recipe out! New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon. YUM!
posted by prezentz at 5/01/2002 10:39:08 AM (0 comments)
Tuesday, April 30, 2002
Here's the Chick Battle judgement from Catherine's roomate Joann:
rhubaduqkie: herez my judgement...
judging based SOLELY on pictures ALONE for "sexiness"...the winner would have to be the picture of Jennifer Garner. The picture captures femininity, mystery, and sex appeal with the use of light and shadows...The other pictures were good too, but I searched google and found sexier pictures of Alba, Pope, and Kreuk than the ones posted... better luck next time guys.
ps...my pick would be ELIZA DUSHKU who is MUCH HOTTER than any of the 4 you guys picked
Eliza Dushku
posted by prezentz at 4/30/2002 04:54:24 PM (0 comments)
Cut and Paste of the Day
PuffTedD: and at the same time i am thinking of how to brush my teeth
FizzleMan: gargle scope only
PuffTedD: cuz i was just rinsing out the nasty morning mouth feeling
FizzleMan: esp after a night of suckin cock
PuffTedD: ok so face is clean
PuffTedD: yes especially after that
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PuffTedD: so while im rinsing my mouth.. im putting on my contacts
PuffTedD: and after contacts are on.. i spit out the mouth wash
FizzleMan: ok
FizzleMan: wait
FizzleMan: how can you do both at the same time?
FizzleMan: you are so talented
PuffTedD: its like doing 2 hos at the same time
posted by sygyzy at 4/30/2002 02:16:34 PM (0 comments)
Monday, April 29, 2002
Damn Harvard kids. They are so smart. Check this out: cool site
posted by Know Not at 4/29/2002 05:57:48 PM (0 comments)
Sunday, April 28, 2002
Another one as a favor.
posted by sygyzy at 4/28/2002 11:10:18 PM (0 comments)
Mido and Bri
posted by sygyzy at 4/28/2002 10:56:26 PM (0 comments)
Cut and Paste of the Day
FizzleMan: did you have any beer?
Gimpyip: yah
Gimpyip: like 3 cups
FizzleMan: good job
Gimpyip: of keg beer though
FizzleMan: you make me proud
Gimpyip: but they were small cups
Gimpyip: so i didn't have that much to drink
FizzleMan: just like asian girls' bras
FizzleMan: they are still good
posted by sygyzy at 4/28/2002 12:58:08 AM (0 comments)
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