Saturday, May 11, 2002

Anyone have doubts about ATOC? (I refuse to utter the full name) All I can say is Yoda.

posted by prezentz at 5/11/2002 11:32:35 PM (0 comments)

 Friday, May 10, 2002

Cut & Paste
Crazy Ted talking about his huevos!

PuffTedD: maybe in the summer the sun is too strong for their nads
PuffTedD: and they leave
PuffTedD: shit.. i wouldnt want sunburned nads

posted by Know Not at 5/10/2002 05:40:06 PM (0 comments)

 Thursday, May 09, 2002

Cut & Paste Battle Entry
Everything has to be a battle so here is my entry! Oh yeah, we need to start the new Hot Chick Contest.

FizzleMan: i was just going to say
FizzleMan: with both our roommates gone
GrrL506: we could have he place to ourselves
GrrL506: heheheh!
FizzleMan: if you wanna mess around
GrrL506: ooh baby'
FizzleMan: yes, hey nobody has to know
FizzleMan: i think deep down you find my abstinence sexy
FizzleMan: like eve and her forbidden fruit
FizzleMan: and yes i said abstinence cuz i CHOOSE it
GrrL506: LOL!
GrrL506: YES YES!
FizzleMan: good you keep practicing your screams for when we do it
GrrL506: when no one is home i sit in the bathroom and practice cos the acoustics are so good
FizzleMan: ROTFLMAO!!
FizzleMan: omg that's the funniest shit i heard all day

posted by sygyzy at 5/09/2002 09:13:10 PM (0 comments)

Cut & Paste

Bannannamann: i can't even bleed enough for a blood sample, let alone a
blood trasfusion
Bannannamann: i tried signing up today for one, and they tried to take a
blood sample
Bannannamann: and one arm wouldn't bleed, so they tried the other arm
Bannannamann: and that one didn't bleed either
PuffTedD: lol
Bannannamann: and then i got dizzy and collapsed
PuffTedD: how could you collapse if you didnt bleed?
Bannannamann: they said that has never happened before.
Bannannamann: exactly
Bannannamann: if they took blood, then yes, it makes sense i'd collapse
Bannannamann: that's why they were so confused. i'm confused
PuffTedD: why is ryan trying to give blood in the first place?
Bannannamann: now my arms hurt, and i didn't accomplish anything
PuffTedD: i thought you hated humanity
Bannannamann: because this cute girl coerced me
Bannannamann: i hate humanity, but i like sex
PuffTedD: :-)

posted by Ted at 5/09/2002 04:28:49 PM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, May 08, 2002

Thought Steven Hawking was just a world reknowned physicist? No no, he's oh so much more! Like an OG Rapper!

posted by sygyzy at 5/08/2002 05:27:33 PM (0 comments)

 Monday, May 06, 2002

Have you ever had a class where you didn't know you had a midterm? Well, last week, I was greatly shocked to find out that I had a midterm tomorrow in my AI class. At least I didn't find out the day before like last time... or was it a few hours before last time... Oh yeah, it was a final last time. I should really pay more attention to my classes.

So anyways, I picked up Dungeon Siege, published by the fine people at Microsoft. Quite a fun game if you're into Diablo type RPGs. A good choice if you're looking for a game. I haven't had too much time to play cause I have a midterm (I mentioned it above if you're one of those people with short memories).

Back to studying. Boy, don't the responsibilities of life suck ass?

posted by prezentz at 5/06/2002 11:48:12 PM (0 comments)

Happy 21st Birthday Joyce!

posted by sygyzy at 5/06/2002 09:53:35 PM (0 comments)

Cut & Paste

(ronald describing his activities with ed)
Gimpyip: his ass will be tossed into the ocean
Gimpyip: that bastard
PuffTedD: hahah
Gimpyip: dim sum will be stuffed in his ass when he's down in chinatown
Gimpyip: that freakin whore
PuffTedD: thats so sick ronald

posted by Ted at 5/06/2002 11:54:11 AM (0 comments)

Out of the blue, my prof decides to make the midterm based solely on the textbook. So i am like "crap i gotta buy a book now." (Class is based solely on his notes.) So last night i check online and sure enough they are listed as "available" at the bookstore. I show up there today and see a sad empty shell of a shelf. I ask the girl at the desk.. "im sorry we returned those books back to the publisher". What?? 10 day reorder time. Test in 2 days. Time for Plan B.. so i go to the hippie socialistic bookstore across campus that carries selected textbooks at low prices. Why low prices?.. to destroy the evils of capitalism. WORD. Unfortunately those flower children only seem to take poli sci and philosophy classes. No econ books there. So now i have to find someone with the book so i can photocopy the chapters on the midterm.. like a cheap whore. goodbye

posted by Ted at 5/06/2002 11:51:25 AM (0 comments)

 Sunday, May 05, 2002

Let's take a moment out of our day and pay tribute to one of the greatest beauties of our time.

posted by sygyzy at 5/05/2002 04:04:33 PM (0 comments)