Saturday, July 27, 2002

Here is a story that boggles my mind....and it makes me think....WHY?!?!?!

DUMBASS!!!!

posted by Know Not at 7/27/2002 09:14:56 AM (0 comments)

 Friday, July 26, 2002

Cut & Paste

"Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."

-old roommate's profile.. on chicks that happen to have boyfriends

posted by Ted at 7/26/2002 08:53:11 PM (0 comments)

 Thursday, July 25, 2002

Prezentz, you work too hard. That is not greed, it's a sickness I tell you!

posted by sygyzy at 7/25/2002 10:07:50 PM (0 comments)

I've worked 4 days and I have 40.5 hours of work put in. At this rate, I'll have 60 hours this week. Dude. I'm tired. Time for a nap.

posted by prezentz at 7/25/2002 08:25:13 PM (0 comments)

Funny Apartment Happenings

FizzleMan: my god
FizzleMan: mike's gf actually physically stopped him from eating a snack
FizzleMan: how fucked up is that
FizzleMan: and you can tell he is suffering
St6nl37: lol
St6nl37: how did she physically stop him?
St6nl37: did she tackle him?
FizzleMan: she took away the bag of the frozen potatoe slices
FizzleMan: that he wanted to heat up
St6nl37: like a bitch?
FizzleMan: yes like a bitch
FizzleMan: i hope cat does not do that to you
FizzleMan: i dont have a gf but holy shit
St6nl37: nope
FizzleMan: come to MY apartment and tell me i cant eat MY food
FizzleMan: what the fuck
St6nl37: disgraced like a little bitch
St6nl37: that's just sad
FizzleMan: LOL!
FizzleMan: omg, i am lmao at that last comment
St6nl37: hehehe
St6nl37: can't let it get to that point in the relationship ;-)

posted by sygyzy at 7/25/2002 12:04:35 AM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, July 24, 2002

Wizard of Oz

FizzleMan: i am lingering if i like her
FizzleMan: i explained that
EPark92848: yea
EPark92848: if they remaded the wizard of oz
EPark92848: they should have a character that lacks BALLS
EPark92848: so we can relate to him
FizzleMan: HAHAH!
FizzleMan: that is hillarious

posted by sygyzy at 7/24/2002 05:35:24 PM (0 comments)

 Tuesday, July 23, 2002

Life as a game tester

So, it's 1/2 way through summer and I finally get a job. Doing what you ask? Playing games. What a great job. I play games 8-10 hours a day at Interplay. FYI, they are the makers of Balder's Gate, BG2, Icewind Dale, ID2, etc, etc, etc. Yum. I have been assigned to a very interesting game by the name of Run Like Hell. It is quite a fun game with lots and lots and lots of gore, cussing, and action. Pretty fun. Wanna know more? Too bad, I'm tired.
Time to play some WC3.

posted by prezentz at 7/23/2002 11:08:44 PM (0 comments)

Cut & Paste

FizzleMan: how much is it?
FizzleMan: it's like 60 bucks?
PuffTedD: 40
FizzleMan: why is it so much
FizzleMan: oh god
FizzleMan: i can get 4 girls with that
PuffTedD: we paid 50 for britney!
FizzleMan: oh my god
FizzleMan: it was BRITNEY
PuffTedD: LOL
FizzleMan: that was SO entertaining
PuffTedD: shes as good as 5 girls?
FizzleMan: at least
FizzleMan: maybe 4 girls and 1 retarded one
FizzleMan: that stuttters
FizzleMan: iiiii looovvvee yooouuuu daaavviiid!

posted by Ted at 7/23/2002 01:47:56 PM (0 comments)

Ed, your school is getting sued!

posted by Ted at 7/23/2002 12:15:27 PM (0 comments)

 Monday, July 22, 2002

Ed - I know my choice :)
David - Wider, loger, its all good.

posted by Ted at 7/22/2002 08:49:47 PM (0 comments)

This is quite the dilemma...

posted by Know Not at 7/22/2002 07:22:10 PM (0 comments)

I increased the width of the text. If this is too wide or you guys don't like it, tell me and I will decrease it. And yes, I know the clouds graphic is messed up. I will make a new one.

posted by sygyzy at 7/22/2002 12:58:57 PM (0 comments)

Today in my U.S Business History class, the teacher was reading off his lecture and he got to the Commerce Acts. The fourth point was how railroads companies could not charge less for longer lines versus shorter ones granted they were in the same line and the longer one contained the shorter one and they were going in the same direction. The wording on the handout (which he was reading from) used elevated language since it was a Supreme Court decision (or something similar).

So there is this "happy" guy who sits in front of the class. The teacher does not really like him because he always asks at least a question a day. Normally to explain or repeat something. Today he says he does not understand #4.

Teacher: What don't you understand about it?
Student: Any of it.
Teacher: It's in plain English [starts to read it again]
Student: Can you explain it rather than just reading it over and over.
Teacher: Well I'm sorry it's in English and not Chinese.
Student: [very sad, wants to cry]

Rest of Class: GASP!
Hippie in Back of Room: That's rude!

So now everyone was like in the WTF?! mode. Then 10 mins later I look at the students in front whispering to each other and it dawned on me. The teacher is such a bad public speaker that people started to bring microcassette recorders into class. There were no less than three 10 feet away from the podium. Sweet.

posted by sygyzy at 7/22/2002 11:36:26 AM (0 comments)