Friday, April 18, 2003

happy birthday to stan woot

posted by prezentz at 4/18/2003 04:10:28 PM (0 comments)

Post Fuckers!

FizzleMan: i dont know why claire and steph get to experience ronbo
FizzleMan: but not me
GiMpYiP: i need income badly
FizzleMan: it's not right man
GiMpYiP: what are you talking about
GiMpYiP: you get them this weekend
FizzleMan: i dont care about them
FizzleMan: i want to hang out with you
FizzleMan: it hurst so bad
GiMpYiP: sorry dude
FizzleMan: my heart has a little empty piece
GiMpYiP: haha
FizzleMan: it's cut out, shaped like a slice of cheddar cheese
GiMpYiP: gross
FizzleMan: and there is a sign hanging over it that says Looking for Ronbo
GiMpYiP: damn cheese
GiMpYiP: haha
GiMpYiP: no fu

posted by sygyzy at 4/18/2003 03:38:29 PM (0 comments)

I like how we blow stuff up without realizing we have to come back and spend billions to repair it.

"Here's your liberated country Iraqi citizens! ENJOY!"

"Uh but excuse me sir...we have no government buildings, our ports are destroyed, our police have no weapons (you destroyed them all), and our airport is in shambles"

Way to stimulate the economy!

posted by sygyzy at 4/18/2003 10:51:41 AM (0 comments)

When is the last time you heard or saw an ice cream truck?

posted by sygyzy at 4/18/2003 10:19:17 AM (4 comments)

 Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Ever have someone piss you off and then wish something bad would happen to them? Have I got a story to tell. So I was walking from school back to my appartment today. I'm shuffling along and all of a sudden some schmuck on a skateboard brushes by me at high speed. How rude! As I'm grumbling to myself about how it'd be nice to see the guy hit something and go sprawling, he does just that. It would have been immensely funny cept for one fact. He runs smack into the side of a female biker, both going FULL speed. BOOM! It was one horrendous collision. Like Big Ass Football Player Tackle big. They both go flying to the ground. The chick's bike is bent and broken. Both are entangled in a mass of metal and flesh. Very ugly sight. Luckily both seemed ok so I went on my merry way.

posted by prezentz at 4/16/2003 01:33:23 PM (1 comment)

Poor Frog!

Cick it!

posted by sygyzy at 4/16/2003 01:23:11 PM (2 comments)

A Sight This Girl Showed Me....good grief!!! She wants to kill our manhood ....ahhhhh!!!!!!

posted by Ronald at 4/16/2003 03:21:07 AM (2 comments)

 Tuesday, April 15, 2003

You all may have seen this already, but I still want to share it. I think Rock has to be one of the great social commentators of our time.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the
best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss
hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany
doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are
named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

- Chris Rock

posted by sygyzy at 4/15/2003 10:09:49 AM (3 comments)

 Monday, April 14, 2003

GREAT NEWS!!!
Ted bought a GPS! Does this mean he'll start Geocaching soon?

posted by sygyzy at 4/14/2003 11:46:32 PM (5 comments)