Saturday, May 31, 2003

PuffTedD: if a girl was giving you head and she choked on your cum
PuffTedD: would you give her mouth to mouth to revive her?

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 11:14:49 PM (3 comments)

Section 3, Chapter 11:
Dramatize your ideas

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 06:50:15 PM (0 comments)

Section 3, Chapter 9:
Sympathy the human species universally craves. The child eagerly displays his injury; or even inflicts a cut or bruise in order to reap abundant sympathy. For the same purpose adults....show their bruises, relate their accidents, illness, especially details of surgical operations. 'Self-pity' for misfortunes real or imaginary is, in some measure, practically a universal practice - Dr. Arthur I. Gates

Section 3, Chapter 10:
Appeal to the nobler motives

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 06:43:48 PM (0 comments)

At this rate I am going to finish the book before the weekend is over!

Section 3, Chapter 6:
If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you - La Rochefoucauld

Section 3, Chapter 7:
In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected throughts; they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Section 3, Chapter 8:
Cooperativeness in convrsaion is achieved when you show that you consider the other person's ideas and feelings as important as your own. Starting your conversation by giving the other person the purpose or direction of your conversation, governing what you say by what you would want to hear if you were the listener, and accepting his or her viewpoint will encourage the listener to have an open mind to your ideas - Dr. Gerald S. Nirenberg

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 05:10:24 PM (0 comments)

Section 3, Chapter 1:
If you argue and rankle and contrast, you may achieve a victory sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's goodwill - Ben Franklin

Section 3, Chapter 2:
Agree with thine adversary quickly - Jesus Christ

Section 3, Chapter 3:
By fighting, you never get enough, but by yielding you get more than you expected

Section 3, Chapter 4:
If your temper is aroused and you tell 'em a thing or two, you will have a fine time unloading your feeligns. But what about the other person? Will he share your pleasure? Will your belligerent tones, your hostile attitude, make it easy for him to agree with you? - Dale Carnegie

Sction 3, Chapter 5:
He who treads softly goes far - Chinese Proverb

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 04:55:44 PM (0 comments)

Good Day
Some very fine lessons to be learned today from my readings.
Section 2, Chapter 2:
A man without a smiling face should not open shop - Chinese proverb

Section 2, Chapter 3:
Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language

Section 2, Chapter 4:
those people who think only of themsevels are hopelessly uneducated. They are not educated, no matter how instructed they may be. - Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler.

posted by sygyzy at 5/31/2003 12:43:11 AM (0 comments)

 Friday, May 30, 2003

Keppel Alums Celebrate?

We're number 406! We'rd number 406!

... at least we beat Alhambra (652) right?

posted by prezentz at 5/30/2003 03:20:46 PM (1 comment)

Stan's Quote!

Not to be left out, I have decided to post a quote too!

Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths,
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-Yeats

posted by prezentz at 5/30/2003 12:24:43 AM (0 comments)

 Thursday, May 29, 2003

Chapter 3 Quote
I am reading a new book so each time I come across a nice quote, I am going to put it here. Maybe everyone can benefit from these words:

It is the individual who is not interested in his fellow men who has the greatest difficulties in life and provides the greatest injury to others. It is from among such individuals that all human failures spring - Alfred Adler

posted by sygyzy at 5/29/2003 11:59:29 PM (0 comments)

 Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Whoa, Keanu gives away Matrix profits!
Wow, I am thoroughly impressed. This alone makes me want to watch his movies to support his efforts.

Link 1
Link 2

posted by sygyzy at 5/28/2003 06:52:09 PM (3 comments)

 Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Matrix Easter Egg

1) Go to http://www.thematrix.com

2) Select High Bandwidth

3) There will be a yellow button on the far right click on it.

4) A Small box will appear, click to the right of it to make the pannel open. Then click the green button (kinda hold it) to open a binary access panel.

5) You will then be asked to type in a binary code: 01101111

6) You will then be able to convert a secret Hexadecimal number into binary: Hexadecimal - A3B1A428 or in binary - 1010 0011 1011 0001 1010 0100 0010 1000

Then once you are done, you will be able to download a 43 meg file which is a Nebuchadnezzar model builder.

Have fun

posted by sygyzy at 5/27/2003 01:33:51 AM (3 comments)

Funny of the Day

You gotta love this:

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and
to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family
members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends....................................................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion..................................................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui........................................................................$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the
8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man
............................................................................Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MasterCard.

This is supposedly a true story, but I doubt it. The only place I can find any mention of this story is on joke websites. But still, it's funny as hell.

posted by prezentz at 5/27/2003 01:23:45 AM (3 comments)

 Monday, May 26, 2003

I think this was probably the best Memorial Day weekend I've had. Good friends and family. What more can you ask for?

posted by sygyzy at 5/26/2003 10:55:54 PM (0 comments)